Monday, July 17, 2006

Is this too funny to be real?

Okay, I haven't decided. Either somebody's playing a joke on me via a friend with an international email address, or somebody out there is stupid enough to be spamming a polyester hand puppet. Really--but "Bones Cocu"? I think that's going a little bit far...

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Mon, 17 Jul 2006
From: "Bones Cocu"
Subject: SPECIAL REQUEST / Dewey Squirrel

FROM BARRISTER BONES COCU.
CHAMBER CONTACT ADDRESS:
NO 488, RUE DES HYDROCARBURES
COURT CIRCLE LOME-TOGO.WEST-AFRICA.
Alternative email address: boneschambers1960@yahoo.fr

Dear Dewey Squirrel ,

I am Barrister BONES COCU, a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Mr.P.A. Squirrel ,a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Republic of Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2003, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in auto crash along ecowas express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$12.7million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Gold Trust Bank where this huge amount was deposited. The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through this email for more details.

Best regards.
Barrister BONES COCU,
Private Telephone 00228 924 3113.

1 comment:

peter said...

DO YOU ALSO THINK I AM ALSO THAT THAT MR BONES OR WHAT EVER YOU DECIDE TO CALL YOUSELF.PLEASE GIVE MT REGARDS TO ALICE SHE IS A REFUGEE FROM YOUR PART OF THE WORLD GET IN CONTACT WITH HER SHE NEEDS THE MONEY MORE THAN ME

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